| The Case of THE RAINBOW ROAD
Everybody knows Mario Cart's famous rainbow road.
The last "boss" stage of each mario cart series where mario n his
friends relentlessly race around on the exciting, enduring, and
surprisingly solid rainbow in the middle of space-time. Must have been
created through an inside joke amongst the high developers. BUT...Is
the rainbow road really as important to the mario cart series as say,
de dust is to CS or the castle stages of the normal mario games?? Let
me give u my two cents on the crappiest course on all mario carts and
probably the worst boss stage of all time
First
of all, who REALLY likes to play on the rainbow road anyways? It's
long, boring, and really it aint all that hard. Other courses in the
star cup has much more exciting and difficult courses. The rainbow
may look nice on the first mario cart, but since then it never was
visually aspiring. All it is is a friggen black background wit a piece
of road coloured in multiple colours. HOW SHITTY IS THAT? "oh but we
added a few white dots to represent stars" GO EAT A BANANA. It's
annoying to race in cuz once u fall off the course it seems lik u fall
for like 15 seconds b4 the damn cloud picks u up, which doesnt make
sense at all cuz there aint even supposed to be gravity in space. When
you play wit friends and when u pick a stage, no one ever goes, "yo
let's play fuckin rainbow road its sick" if that happens u jus give
them a slap in the face.
Henceee...the
rainbow road is a cheap,and outdated stage that everyone avoids when
playin mario cart. its a stage where even a noob can beat. and the
only time we actually play it is when we have to to beat the damn
cup. so mario cart, please get rid of the rainbow road! it sucks
ass!!! i rather hit my head on the wall and blow a big fart in the middle of exams den play
dis ridiculous course. it BLOWS
LAME TO THE MAX. NOT TRIPPY AT ALL
ok wat a total waste of my time. exam in 1.5 hours n im writing about the rainbow road. |
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